Thursday, 20 August 2009

Chapter II – The Train

As the announcement blasted over the intercom that the next stop is Wakefield, Gareth decided to reflect back on the week in *Leeds and **Leicester with fond memories.
Next stop ***Peterborough.

* Norman is a Legend!

** (see picture)


*** Got a wedding to rip up!

8 comments:

Steven Hawkings said...

is that it? thats not a chapter. thats barely a paragraph.

Steven Hawkings said...

also, just noticed how normal and average the length of everyones arms look in that picture...

Blogman said...

Hi,

Blogman here. Who's blog is this?

Blogman said...

Blogman here again,

I'm a professional blogger

Blogman said...

"All the world's a blog,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms;
And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' brow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lin'd,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
His youthful hose, well sav'd, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion;
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything."

Blogman said...

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Blogman said...

What is a blog?

Alice and Gareth said...

Garethman here - By the way a BLOG as you so elegantly put it... *slight cough to clear throat*..... is a WEBLOG... or for short.... a BLOG. *pushes glasses up nose and sits back in his chair swirling his apple juice in a crystal tumbler, before sneezing and spilling his drink on his lap to make it look like he'd wet himself which make his last comment look rather ridiculous*

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