Leaving Kuala Lumpur

Hello Bog followers,

Hope you are all good today?
You don't have to respond to that in the comments. Just seemed the right thing to say.

We leave the Kuala Lumpur today, we sit writing this in Starbucks TM (Alice:  Gareth unhappy with prices (£1 for large coffee??) but very happy with fast internet connection (free))) errr..)

Are you all ready for Today's Bite Count or TBC: Gareth = 2, Alice = a suprising 4 - we have been applying a lot of insect repellent with deet, and taking the antihistamines so the reaction Cam shows low level of swelling. Unbelievable result to see Gareth take an early lead, the bookies weren't expecting that, wonder what that's done on betfair?  (Alice: *Sigh*)

"Enough, Enough! What have you done in Kuala Lumpur?" I hear you ask.
Well since the last update of the bog....

Day 2 in Kuala Lumpur house:
A) Went shopping and bought a waterproof point and shoot camera, which involved a lot of haggling with a very prudent (tight) Gareth. (Alice: and that's before we even went in the shop! and he still felt sick after handing over the money). Gareth then proceeded to take pictures of himeself in the bath (See pics)

B) Went for a walk around the golden triangle in a tropical downpour.  It wasn't very golden or triangular, very disappointed.  However, we were very happy with the purchase of our waterproof shoes, so much so we might make a review some time, possibly after the next water episode if they still stand up to the test.
3) Ate dinner at "Restaurant" Kin Kin by recommendation from web friends, the place was a dive but the food cost 90p, so Gareth was happy until he nearly got bitten by a rabid dog. (Alice:  Gareth says 'nearly' but the dog was actually about 20m away outside the shop and had no sign of rabies) Despite possible food poisoning we were pleased with ourselves for more authentic choice of restaurant.
2) On the way back saw a massive traffic jam with loads of mopeds that eventually ended up in 2 road accidents. A guy pulled out of a side road into on coming traffic and then went mad when a van hit his car, he was so mad he ran around to the drivers side of the van and yanked the door open into afore mentioned on coming traffic and took someone else's wing mirror off. Gareth got told off for watching, and in a very British way Alice told him he was making a "scene".

Thats the end of day 2. I guess some of you might be bored by now.
I suppose Mothers will still be reading as they'll read anything their kids write (Alice: well, mine will as long as she's had 4 cups of coffee before hand) (Gareth: LOVE YOU MUM) (Alice: brown nose)
We are trying to waste 6 hours before we have to get a flight.
We still have 2 days to write about yet, so if you have the energy, or you want to waste some more time at work by any means, keep reading otherwise leave a comment to say you opted out at this point.....

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We have currently gone dry of coffee and tea at Starbucks TM, Alice keeps asking me if "I" (being Gareth) wants another one..... but I know she's just asking as she wants one...... but I keep telling her its really expensive. (She's gone to get another tea now)

Day 3:
1) Very hot day, walked to the largest free flying bird aviary - Gareth read this as a free - flying bird aviary and was shocked to find it cost £5 each to get in. (Alice: *sigh*) After much pestering and a promise that cannot be mentioned Alice got her way and we went in. Alice kept her promise and Gareth was allowed to chase the birds (the feathery kind only). see pictures on facebook and these 2 on bog.

Had fun at the aviary, but this was where Gareth got his first bite chasing a horny billed ba$*@^d bird
A bird also did a fly by and sh@t on Gareth's hat.

3aai) Ate unpronounceable food at an unpronounceable food outlet in an unpronounceable shopping mall, for £2.50 inc. beverage.

(Alice has just come back and informed me that they undercharged us for two teas and I am very happy, but it still cost £1.50.)

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Day 4)
Went to the Petronas twin towers (45190cm), which compared to Gareth (at a whopping 192cm) were quite small. (Height requested by Blogman)
Weren't allowed to the top as they were supposedly booked up, but Gareth just took the high road and overlooked the matter. They were a bit sh!t anyway. I've seen bigger blog posts.

2) Saw a film (district 9 about aliens. Gareth liked it would rate it 4 out of 5 stars)
Two cinema entries, cup of sweetcorn, crisps, and a drink cost £5 = happy Gareth.

Gareth then had two business ideas - a tea bag with the sugar included... and an easycinema where if you book 3 months in advance you can get the ticket for £1.

As per usual had a cheap dinner at a chinese restaurant. Gareth opted for the spiciest meal on the menu and Alice went for the blandest = both very happy.

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Day 5 - Today I think)
Went to Starbucks TM - wrote blog (see pic)

The End