Saturday, 3 October 2009

A blog post for all your comments.



Gareth: 
Alrighty y’all

This isn’t relevant to our travels, but we thought we might write something to all you people leaving comments. We have squealed with laughter at the latest batch and unfortunately for some, this has spurred us on to write more BLOGS! Proper Bo!

We are missing you all, and enjoy your comments very much. You have to remember that every comment we get and the more followers we have the higher the ranking of our blog site becomes. So as they say even bad publicity is good publicity. Put that in your blog pipe and blog it

We can see that there are a few characters hiding behind pseudonyms, aliases, aka-47’s.
We have our suspicions who you are and are just biding our time until you slip up and reveal your true identities, and then we’ll pounce, going straight for the juggler. (How do you kill a circus?)

I’d be shocked if the character ‘Gareth’s Mum’ is actually my mum, if it is, she’s changed. On Skype she tells me she loves me!

We are happy to see that our site has given birth to an offspring site. That is now producing its own blog subjects and thoughts. Interesting perspective Blogman has taken. Mundane can be interesting if you like that sort of thing. Also, worth noting that he shares a very similar life to a good friend of mine back home called Richard? Is it merely coincidence, who knows? At least he has made friends with people at work including his boss (Boss Frienddddd, Friennnnndddsss Boss Friend. *Thumbs up*) But I guess that’s one way to suck your way up in a company. I guess it’s worth a read if you want to know how someone in his situation gets about? www.alternativetoaliceandgareth.blogspot.com.

Thanks for your retarded ramblings Blogman / Bloghead.

Also, everyone if you’re reading this and you want to try and leave a post, it might not work if you are using Firefox for some reason. A few people have had problems with Firefox, so comments are easier to leave when using Internet explorer or safari or another Internet browser. Just a point in case you are struggling. I’ll point you back to this post if anyone else asks me any more questions on it. Case closed.

Alice:  Thanks Froz and Josh for your lovely and constructive comments, if only others could follow your example the world of blogging would be a much better place.  Imagine if Bono read some of the smears left after our hard blogging efforts, he would be truly saddened.  We have also mocked up a little picture to illustrate what a Galice offspring may look like, I think you’ll all agree that the world will be a prettier place when this momentus being is created. If you are confused to who is writing / speaking just imagine this beautiful creature tucking you in and telling you about its travels.






As for alisfairyfrogmother think too many huckleberries have been consumed and are affecting blog ramblings!


Thanks for your efforts. Going to see whose on Skype now. Hope you're in and up. It's early!
Bye

3 comments:

alisfairyfrogmother said...

Actually Gareth, I have it on good advice [from the ancient Bogland League of Frogmothers aka the very first BLOGOFFS] that you WERE adopted. Your parents tried to escape the awful consequences of this rash act by escaping to N.Cypress but, unfortunately, you followed them there. Relieved when you decided to travel the world they now discover with horror, from your identikit picture, that any offspring of yours will give the WHOLE GAME AWAY. You are, of course, the love child of FIDEL CASTRO and his imbecile laundry-woman!! It's there for all to see! How history will repeat itself no-one can tell. I'm sorry to be the breaker of this catastrophic news and would recommend elephant strength condoms in future [sizes do vary] so that such a monstrocity will never be unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. Adrian's Dad assures me that you can go to him for assistance in getting over this. Much love, A's FFF xx

Unknown said...

I'm a little concerned about the dangerous things you've been up to. I wouldn't be, of course, only Gareth is there. It seems ha has already led you into the Valley of the Shades of Death. Please do not give him any more kerosene.

Josh and Rozi said...

Rozi: That picture makes me laugh so much - it is very funny. I think Gareth would be a good father to his freak child, scampering around and teaching him all he knows. Ali might have to try and pretend she's not with them. Hmm, i've assumed it's a boy.....
Joshy: Focus Yuck Nut Off (an anagram for you) x

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